Bahasa Indonesia vs Bahasa Malaysia

Ada beberapa kosakata bahasa Melayu yang bisa bikin kita ngakak guys...(tergantung orangnya sih, mau ngakak ato engga)

INDONESIA : Kementerian Hukum dan HAM
MALAYSIA : Kementerian Tuduh Menuduh

INDONESIA : Kementerian Agama
MALAYSIA : Kementerian Tak Berdosa ... (oh please...)

INDONESIA : Angkatan Darat
MALAYSIA : Laskar Hentak-Hentak Bumi (Kalo Laut hentak2 aer kali ya?)

INDONESIA : Angkatan Udara
MALAYSIA : Laskar Angin-Angin

INDONESIA : 'Pasukaaan bubar jalan !!!'
MALAYSIA : 'Pasukaaan cerai berai !!!'

INDONESIA : Merayap
MALAYSIA : Bersetubuh dengan bumi (-__-)

INDONESIA : rumah sakit bersalin
MALAYSIA : hospital korban lelaki (bener juga sih...)

INDONESIA : alat kelamin
MALAYSIA : alat sulit (ini alat kok sulit bener makenya yah?)

INDONESIA : telepon selular
MALAYSIA : talipon bimbit ( mwahahahahha )

INDONESIA : Pasukan terjung payung
MALAYSIA : Aska begayut ( YOI! )

INDONESIA : belok kiri, belok kanan
MALAYSIA : pusing kiri, pusing kanan ( kalo breakdance apaan? )

INDONESIA : Departemen Pertanian
MALAYSIA : Departemen Cucuk Tanam ( cucoook lo boook! )

INDONESIA : 6.30 = jam setengah tujuh
MALAYSIA : 6.30 = jam enam setengah

INDONESIA : gratis bicara 30menit
MALAYSIA : percuma berbual 30minit

INDONESIA : tidak bisa
MALAYSIA : tak boleh (bener2 gaul)

INDONESIA : Satpam/sekuriti
MALAYSIA : Penunggu Maling ( gaul abis kan..?! )

INDONESIA : tinggal dimana?
MALAYSIA : duduk dimana? (duduk deket meja aja deh)

INDONESIA : Aduk
MALAYSIA : Kacau (kacau emang dah)

INDONESIA : Di aduk hingga merata
MALAYSIA : kacaukan tuk datar (hahahahaha ngakak gua)

INDONESIA : gelang
MALAYSIA : rantai (rantainya bagus banget!)

INDONESIA : putar-putar
MALAYSIA : pusing-pusing (lagian jgn muter2, pusing kan lo)

INDONESIA : Imut-imut
MALAYSIA : Comel benar (INI APAAN BANGET!!!)

INDONESIA : selingkuh
MALAYSIA : hubungan sulit (hubungannya sulit tuk dijalani)

INDONESIA :bertengkar
MALAYSIA : bertumbuk (emang sih kalo ribut numbuk2 muka lawan make bogem)

INDONESIA : pemerkosaan
MALAYSIA : perogolan (uwow)

INDONESIA : Pencopet
MALAYSIA : Penyeluk Saku (yihaaaaaaaa...!)

INDONESIA : joystick
MALAYSIA : batang senang (yang bener..??)

INDONESIA : Tidur siang
MALAYSIA : Petang telentang ( kalo tidur malem "gelap tengkurep" dong)

INDONESIA : remote
MALAYSIA : kawalan jauh (tv nya dikawal dari jauh -__-)

INDONESIA : kantor pemadam kebakaran
MALAYSIA : balai bomba

INDONESIA : kulkas
MALAYSIA : peti sejuk (JACKPOT!)

INDONESIA : rusak
MALAYSIA : tak sihat ("iya emang rusak tuh org!" = baca: sakit!)

INDONESIA : nggak usah
MALAYSIA : tak payah (berarti jago dong?)

INDONESIA : keliling kota
MALAYSIA : pusing pusing ke bandar (DUARRRRRRR!)

INDONESIA : Tank
MALAYSIA : Kereta kebal (Contoh dialog :"Wah, di Gaza lagi banyak kereta kebal nih!")

INDONESIA : Kedatangan
MALAYSIA : ketibaan (untung bukan ketibanan)

INDONESIA : ruang staf
MALAYSIA : bilik kakitangan

INDONESIA : kantor pemadam kebakaran
MALAYSIA : balai bomba (pantesan teroris bom dari negara lo semua)

INDONESIA : bersenang-senang
MALAYSIA : berseronok (HIAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!)

INDONESIA : bioskop
MALAYSIA : panggung wayang (WOY WAYANG DI KLAIM JUGA NIH?! hahaha)

INDONESIA : orang bule
MALAYSIA : mat saleh (untung bukan mat solar)

INDONESIA : rumah sakit jiwa
MALAYSIA : gubuk gila (ehm ehm)

INDONESIA : dokter ahli jiwa
MALAYSIA : Dokter gila ( EHM EHM *lebih keras*)

INDONESIA : berlibur
MALAYSIA : makan angin

INDONESIA : WC/toilet
MALAYSIA : bilik termenung

INDONESIA : narkoba
MALAYSIA : dadah (lah, apasih)

INDONESIA : pintu darurat
MALAYSIA : Pintu kecemasan (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahha)

INDONESIA : bola voli
MALAYSIA : bola tampar (bener jg sih..)

INDONESIA : pegawai sensus
MALAYSIA : pejabat banci (siaaaan bgt nih anak2nya kalo ditanya "Eh2 jono, bapa kamu kerja jd apa?")

PEMENANG HARI INI!
INDONESIA : hantu Pocong
MALAYSIA : hantu Bungkus (pesen atu donk bang, cabe nya dikit aje!!!)

Super Junior

Super Junior (Korean: 슈퍼주니어), often referred to as SJ or SuJu (슈주), is a boy band from Seoul, South Korea formed by SM Entertainment in 2005. With a total of thirteen members, Super Junior is the largest boy band in the world.The group consists of Leeteuk (the leader), Heechul, Han Geng, Yesung, Kang-in, Shindong, Sungmin, Eunhyuk, Donghae, Siwon, Ryeowook, Kibum, and Kyuhyun. The Chinese member, Han Geng, was chosen from three thousand applicants, via auditions held in China by SM Entertainment in 2001.

Super Junior has released and contributed in 19 different kinds of records with varying degrees of success. Over the years, they have been divided into smaller sub groups, simultaneously targeting different music industries and audiences. Largely due to Super Junior's success as entertainers, other Korean entertainment managements began to train their music groups in other areas of entertainment, such as acting and hosting. In addition to their commercial success, Super Junior has earned four music awards from the M.NET/KM Music Festival, another four from the Golden Disk Awards, and is the second singing group to win Favorite Artist Korea at the MTV Asia Awards after JTL in 2003.

Pre Debut

Since the late 1990s, Korean talent agency and record label SM Entertainment has been holding annual auditions to scout new talents that complemented the success of pop groups H.O.T, S.E.S, and Shinhwa, all of which were created by SM founder Soo-Man Lee in the mid 1990s. Leeteuk and Eunhyuk were the first two members of the group to be recruited in 2000 under SM's Starlight Casting System in Seoul.

In 2001, the company held their first overseas casting auditions and discovered Han Geng in Beijing, who was chosen among three thousand applicants. That same year, Yesung was discovered under Seoul's casting system; Sungmin and Donghae were also selected to be trainees after their appearance in an SM-sponsored contest. In 2002, Heechul and Kangin was recruited along with Kibum, who was discovered in Los Angeles. Siwon was casted in 2003 and Ryeowook in 2004, in which the latter was discovered through the Chinchin Youth Festival singing competition. In 2005, Shindong was selected.

Not long after boy band TVXQ's debut in 2003, news about Lee's unprecedented plans of forming another boy band quickly spread on the Internet. In early 2005, Lee confirmed the news and announced that an all-boy project group of twelve members would debut near the end of the year, promoting this singing group to be "The Gateway to Stardom of Asia." Lee announced that that most members in this group were chosen because of their performing experiences as actors, MCs, models, and radio hosts prior debut. Heechul and Kibum were already established entertainers, and most of the other members had already made various kinds of appearances on television and media. Highly inspired by the rotational concept of Japan's girl group Morning Musume, this group would also experience line-up changes, with new members replacing some selected members every year to keep the group constantly young and all-rounded. This concept was then newly introduced to the K-pop market.

For a while the group was rumored to be called O.V.E.R, the acronym for "Obey the Voice for Each Rhythm."However, before the group settled with their current name, SM simply referred to them as Junior, a representation of the members' young ages when they first became SM trainees.After the members' showcased their different talents to the company at a picnic, the company finalized their concept name to Super Junior. The group thereafter became officially Super Junior 05, the first generation of Super Junior.

Super Junior 05 made their pre-debut on the Korean channel Mnet on September 11, 2005.At the showcase, they performed various styles of hip hop dancing. The group danced to B2K's "Take It To The Floor." Han Geng, Eunhyuk, and Donghae also performed a separate dance away from the group, dancing to Usher's "Caught Up." However, the performance did not air on television until May 16, 2006 as a segment in the Super Junior Show, the group's first television documentary.

my new post

hey guys...i didnt write on this blog for a long time...
just wait for my new post...
my new post is all about super junior....you must be know what super junior is...


i'll post the new of super junior soon !! :))

Fit Text To Path

Bagaimana cara untuk membuat tulisan agar menyerupai bentuk yang kita inginkan? caranya sangat mudah. Anda tidak perlu khawatir, berikut adalah langkah-langkah untuk membuat tulisan bergelombang dengan menggunakan corel draw:
1. buatlah garis lurus dengan menggunakan free hand
2. buatlah tulisan dengan menggunakan text tool. Contohnya tulisan "SMAN 2 Bandung"
3. klik shape tool
4. klik kanan pada garis, pilih "To curve"
5. lalu akan muncul dua titik berwarna biru di dalam garis. Drag salah satu titik ke atas, dan drag titik lainnya ke bawah
6. klik tulisan yang telah dibuat dengan menggunakan pick tool
7. pilih menu text dan klik "fit text to path"
8. drag tulisan menuju ke garis yang bergelombang dan delete garis tersebut
9. tulisan akan terlihat bergelombang, Anda bisa mempercantik tulisan dengan mengubah font tulisan dan memberi warna sesuai dengan yang Anda inginkan
10. selamat mencoba!! :)